The Bored Girl's Kitchen











{April 17, 2014}   Homemade Calzones

Verdict: Om nom, nom nom nom.

Pizza is one of those dishes that my husband and I both love. It’s a favorite for him when he doesn’t feel like making a full meal because it’s quick and easy, especially when ordered. I like it for, well, most of the same reasons. We always end up compromising on what we get because I alwaya want a ‘fancier’ pizza than he does, so personal pizzas were a no brainer that I brain farted on until very recently. After talking with one of the ladies at work about how she threw together a calzone for her family in a reasonable amount of time, I decided that hey, I can do this too!

What you’ll need to make this: realistically anything that sounds good on a pizza. I went with

– Pizza dough
– Pizza sauce
– Cheese (I used mozzarella, sharp cheddar, and feta)
– Ground beef and pepperoni for my meat
– Mushrooms and garlic for my veggies

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Step 1: Brown your beef. I tossed it into a pan and let it simmer while I got to work chopping my veggies.

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Bonus shot of my pizza dough thawing on the pilot light.

Next step: cut up your veggies! This is also probably a good time to start heating your oven. I set mine to about 350°. Don’t forget to check on the meat periodically though. Here I chopped up some mushrooms and used my fancy shmancy garlic zoom (don’t judge, it was a wedding present) to get my stuff ready. I also had some extra time to chop up a few more vegetables for lunch time snacks.

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If you’re smarter than me, you’ll probably roll out your dough on a cutting board. I am not a smart man, so I greased up my cookie sheet, cut my dough ball in half, and started kneading it out with my fingers. It worked, but it could have turned out a lot better. In any case, get however many dough bits rolled out as you need and get them on your baking sheet to start filling them. When you start, you’ll want to keep in mind that you need to flip one half over so that all your ingredients are covered. I just tried to stick to filling one side of my dough. I chose to go sauce, cheese, meat, then veggies, and fold everything over. However you choose to do it is perfectly fine, just so long as you can fold over your dough and seal the edges.

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     Not pictured: well sealed edges.

Pop that bad boy into the oven for about 20 minutes, or until the crust is as toasty as you want it. Pull it out. Let it cool, and enjoy! I did thoroughly, because I never get to put that much garlic on anything and it was a nice treat for me. Not as much for my husband when I tried to kiss him later, but for me anyway, and that’s really the important part.

Hope you enjoyed my bored return to the kitchen!



{May 10, 2012}   Customized Pizza

Verdict: Not half bad!

With my new schedule comes getting used to a new schedule.  That meant that when I didn’t eat breakfast in the morning and then didn’t get a lunch, I was very hungry for a short while, and then by the time I got home I wasn’t all that starving anymore.  A few days of eating a normal sized dinner and nothing else led to me feeling like no matter how much I ate I was still hungry, so I got home from work one day and decided I was making myself a pizza and playing a game of how much of it could I eat before I felt full.

To do what I did, you’ll need:

– A frozen pizza of whatever brand you like.

– Slices of cheese.

– Notes: You can use more shredded cheese if you have that, but I had slices and they just stacked so darn neatly.

I promise you the steps for this are super easy.

Step 1: Unwrap the frozen pizza, taking note of the cooking instructions.

Step 2: Add as much cheese as you want to the pizza.  Eat some of the cheese while you’re adding it.

Step 3: Follow the given cooking instructions. Adjust the time if after the allotted time it isn’t cooked to your liking yet.

Step 4: Allow to cool, and then cut and enjoy!

I managed to make it through about half the pizza before I didn’t want to eat anymore, but didn’t feel full until after I ate my next meal.  This is something you can do to spruce up just about any frozen pizza you can buy.

If you have any questions or comments you can either leave them below, or email me.  If you have a suggestion for a recipe or any other ideas, that email address is theboredgirlskitchen@gmail.com.

Happy cooking!



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